So I have just exited another lockdown for another assignment and so far I am rather impressed with what I accomplished. I have . . .
- Potentially broken the world record on number of herbal teas consumed in a 24 hour period. The major benefit of not having caffeine anymore means that I can have lots and lots of herbal teas and not get all 'bugged out' and have 'tummy issues'.
- Sent out an impressive level of electronic correspondence and organise future social events.
- Felt grumpy that on Tuesday night someone on in my local vicinity had the sheer audacity to have a loud, excellent sounding dance party (good quality dance music mind you, not just Ministry of Sound) while I was attempting to learn about ethical group work practice. Bastards.
- Turned down no less than TWO invitations to booze it up and 'get jiggy wit it'.
- In partnership with Ian, undertaken a simultaneous, transcontinental google search to track down lots of lame people we knew in high school. This lead to . . .
- Me creating a face book account, which lead to . . .
- Me googling my name and still finding this Imposter Anne who doesn't seem to get credit for very much as #1**; and
- Me realising what a significant oversight it was that I have not searched youtube for all of the Bollywood dances I have done and listed them on my website. This lead to . . .
- Me being strong and not creating this list because my unfinished assignment was due in less than four hours. This lead to . . .
- Me completing the assignment which has now lead to . . .
The Lovely and Amazing Bollywood Dances That I Have Done and Mostly Forgotten. In order from earliest to latest.
- Maahi Ve
- Nach Baliye
- Chale Jaise Hawaien
- Mehndi Laga Ke Rakhna
- It's the Time to Disco
- Dhoom Machale
- Hey Shava Shava
- Aashiqui Meri
This list is actually a pretty interesting showcase of popular Bollywood songs over the last ten years or so and if you have a half hour to forty minutes you're looking to waste, I highly recommend viewing all of them. And I should point out that at least one or two of them are brilliantly ridiculous.
**Actually, I seem to have finally made an appearance as #2 and #3 on the google search for me. Interestingly they are both related to things I have done in the past year, not the things I have done in the past 10 years while I have had my own websites. Google, you are a fickle mistress.
